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Pam and Angela from The Office are re-watching the show for their new podcast
I’m currently on my 25th or so re-watch of NBC’s hit mockumentary series, The Office, and it’s not because I didn’t get all the jokes the first 24 times. The show is pure comedy gold, thanks in no small part to its phenomenal cast. дальше »
2019-9-12 08:37 | |
Opinion: Facebook’s brain computer interface will be the instrument of society’s collapse
Anyone else think giving Facebook literal access to our brains is a catastrophically stupid idea? If you missed it: Facebook‘s building a brain computer interface (BCI). In the company’s words, the gadget will be: A non-invasive, wearable device that lets people type by simply imagining themselves talking. дальше »
2019-8-31 23:43 | |
Twitter announces complete advertising ban on state-run media outlets
Twitter earlier today announced it’s banned more than 900 accounts purported to be linked to a China-sponsored disinformation campaign against the citizens of Hong Kong, now it’s extending its policies to ban advertising from all state-sponsored news sources globally. дальше »
2019-8-20 00:57 | |
Amazon’s facial recognition mistakenly labels 26 California lawmakers as criminals
As government agencies continue to push for the deployment of facial recognition systems, you needn’t look far to see why that’s bad news. To illustrate the point, the ACLU conducted a test of Amazon’s Rekognition software — facial recognition tech currently being used by US law enforcement — in which it incorrectly identified 26 California lawmakers as matches in a criminal database. дальше »
2019-8-14 02:13 | |
Tachyon Burst: LawCoin Is Bringing Security Tokens To Court
If you’ve ever had the bad luck of getting sued, you probably understand why there are so many jokes about lawyers. Between court fees and litigation costs, you’re lucky if you leave the courtroom with any money left at all. дальше »
2019-5-22 22:19 | |
Tachyon Burst: LawCoin Could Bring Security Tokens To Court
If you’ve ever had the bad luck of getting sued, you probably understand why there are so many jokes about lawyers. Between court fees and litigation costs, you’re lucky if you leave the courtroom with any money left at all. дальше »
2019-5-21 22:19 | |
Musk Vandalizes Sex Scandal Space Bro Bezos’ Mooncraft ‘Blue Balls’
By CCN: Elon Musk has just proved to Jeff Bezos that being the world’s richest man doesn’t offer immunity against below-the-belt jokes. This was demonstrated on Twitter after the Amazon founder and CEO, as well as the founder of space firm Blue Origins, launched a mock-up of a new mooncraft designed to ferry humans and equipment to the lunar surface by 2024. дальше »
2019-5-10 14:17 | |
Self-Proclaimed Clown John McAfee Offers Cybersecurity Expertise to CZ
By CCN: Binance CEO Changpeng Zhao is receiving support from some of the most unlikely places. John McAfee has extended a helping hand to the beleaguered Binance chief. In a tweet, McAfee relied on a little bit of self-depreciation to charm Zhao, the latter of whom is learning quickly who his real friends are. дальше »
2019-5-9 23:30 | |
How Can We Be Sure That Bitcoin Price Has Bottomed?
Analysts have been repeatedly (and incorrectly) calling the Bitcoin price bottom for over a year now, pretty much since prices started falling. So before diving headlong back into its murky waters, how can we be sure things are different this time? Comparison To Other Bubble Bottoms One way might be to look at great bottoms from history (I’m gonna let you make your own jokes) for comparison. дальше »
2019-4-7 13:00 | |
Dogecoin surges 68% in past week, Elon Musk jokes about it on Twitter
The price of Dogecoin—like the rest of the cryptocurrency market—skyrocketed Apr. 1 and has continued to rally since. In the midst of the rally, Elon Musk, founder and CEO of SpaceX and Tesla mentioned the meme cryptocurrency in a couple of tweets on Apr. дальше »
2019-4-5 08:32 | |
April Fools’ Day 2019: The Best Cryptocurrency Jokes
Every year, cryptocurrency creators put their best efforts into crafting convincing April Fools’ Day jokes. Some are easy to spot, and some aren’t—here are some of the best of 2019. дальше »
2019-4-3 23:08 | |
3 Cringe-Worthy April Fools’ Day Jokes in the Cryptosphere
It’s April 1st, and the crypto space is again rife with April Fool’s jokes that could impact some coins’ trading values. Earlier today, CCN reported on some of 2019’s best pranks and one instance of a joke crypto rallying 20 percent. дальше »
2019-4-2 09:40 | |
Redditors are pissed (and delighted) about the temporary shutdown of its r/games subreddit
Usually, being a gamer on the first of April is good fun — jokes, memes, pranks about Half-Life 3. But the moderators of Reddit’s r/Games subreddit made it very clear when they shuttered the community today that they were dead serious. дальше »
2019-4-2 03:56 | |
This ‘Flat Earth’ April Fools’ Day Joke Wins the Internet
It’s April 1st and that means our social media feeds are full of April Fool’s pranks and jokes. Microsoft had the right idea and banned employees from using April Fool’s jokes on social media. But among the slurry of pranks are a handful of clever and funny April Fool’s. дальше »
2019-4-1 13:29 | |
These Bitcoin Easter Eggs Are Hidden in Plain Sight
Easter eggs are everywhere if you know where to look. Spanning all seasons and all forms of multimedia, these inside jokes, hidden puzzles and cryptic messages typically surface in video games, movies, DVD menus and computer software. дальше »
2019-2-27 04:05 | |
Elon Musk Jokes about Giving Satoshi a Nobel Prize, Reveals Bitcoin Balance
Wall Street is abuzz with rumors that Apple might dip into its $245 billion war chest to purchase electric vehicle giant Tesla, but all Crypto Twitter wants to talk about is what Elon Musk thinks about bitcoin – and its pseudonymous creator. дальше »
2019-2-22 16:36 | |
Billionaire Bitcoin Bull Tim Draper Has a Wild 5-Year Prediction for Cash and Crypto
Tim Draper has been one of Bitcoin’s most enthusiastic proponents. He was steadfast in his optimism even when other finance gurus thought he was crazy for giving the new-fangled crypto the time of day. дальше »
2019-2-20 22:46 | |
How WhatsApp fights spam without ever reading your messages
There are more than 1. 5 billion people using WhatsApp, and sadly, some of them are your relatives spamming you with bad jokes and flowery ‘good morning’ messages. Then there are other kinds of spammers, bots, and people, who try to clutter your message box with automated messages. дальше »
2019-2-6 14:20 | |
Dogecoin is the most stable coin on the market: 1 Doge = 1 Doge, always
If you ever need cheering up in the murky days of bear domination, Dogecoin communities are the place to go. Aside of good jokes and laughs hodlers share on daily basis, there is always a sense of benevolence and inclusiveness among members. дальше »
2018-12-5 02:50 | |
Meet Botnik, the creative collective making viral jokes with machines
“Leathery sheets of rain lashed at Harry’s ghost as he walked across the grounds toward the castle. Ron was standing there and doing a kind of frenzied tap dance. He saw Harry and immediately began to eat Hermione’s family. дальше »
2018-11-6 20:50 | |
Social media is being weaponized at a terrifying rate
Social media reliance is so rampant in today’s landscape that it has come to drive some of our best and worst impulses and experiences. Outside of cyberbullying and poor treatment, there are much more serious implications—like when a community turns these platforms into a weapon to smear and systematically destroy the lives of others. дальше »
2018-10-11 10:41 | |
New Google Ad Jokes About the Sky-High Cost of Mining Cryptocurrencies
In a recent ad about its Call Screen service, Google has revealed its feelings about Bitcoin and other cryptocurrencies, jibing at the massive electricity costs associated with mining them. Call Screen service is a new Android feature developed by the search giant, which will help put an end to telemarketing calls. дальше »
2018-10-10 19:00 | |
Meet the folks making Bitcoin the butt of their jokes
Bitcoin has been brilliant material for comedians all over the world. Since its explosion into the mainstream media we have seen some exceptional social commentary, satirical sketches, and rap videos simultaneously explaining and mocking the rise of Bitcoin. дальше »
2018-9-25 15:15 | |
Bitcoin Futures Are Manipulating the Price Says Analyst
Traders used to joke that they are half long and half short on bitcoin at the same time, but jokes are usually funny because they tend to be half-truths and... The post Bitcoin Futures Are Manipulating the Price Says Analyst appeared first on Trustnodes. дальше »
2018-6-18 14:28 | |
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